A blurb from the news: Lewinsky scandal: On American television, President Bill Clinton denies he had “sexual relations” with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. My view on this: Dude, I know you’re from Arkansas, but I wouldn’t let her blow me! Even if I were straight. And what exactly does sexual relations mean? That you didn’t stick it in her vagina, but you did stick it in her mouth? Anyhow, I think America would be a lot more forgiving, if you came clean.
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